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A woman who is a thief. She will get a job as a maid stay for one days work and steal as much as she can before she leaves and moves on to her next victim.
She is not only a thief but a turtledove.
by Jessica elaine June 12, 2018
Get the Turtledove mug.A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
by lolturtle July 2, 2009
Get the turtlefoot mug.The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."
Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.
by lakesidecreations January 7, 2010
Get the turtleing mug.Ditch-like stone or cement structurs built along side roads and sidewalks to allow water run off to flow during the rainy seasons. The word "turtleditch" is most commonly used on military bases in South Korea where these types of channels flourish throughout the region and it is believed that the concept of "turtleditches" originated on U.S. military bases in South Korea.
The "turtle" came from the kevlar helmets that U.S. and ROK soldiers where which resembles the shell of a turtle. The ditch of course comes from the actual purpose for which the structures were built. Although the turtleditches can be found in various depths and widths, in most cases they are not marked or protected by railings. Many drunken soldiers and civilians alike have fallen into the ditches hence the name "turtleditch".
The "turtle" came from the kevlar helmets that U.S. and ROK soldiers where which resembles the shell of a turtle. The ditch of course comes from the actual purpose for which the structures were built. Although the turtleditches can be found in various depths and widths, in most cases they are not marked or protected by railings. Many drunken soldiers and civilians alike have fallen into the ditches hence the name "turtleditch".
"The other night, Smith and I were walking back from the club when he fell into a turtleditch over by the mess hall. He cracked his head up pretty good."
by Shaneoj August 27, 2007
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