turt

trying to be serious and slowly and eventually talking about very disgusting topics

Stop the turt please!
That turting guy is stupid

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

Turting

The act of repairing a link track.

Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.

by Stonebender February 18, 2023

turt

kike coro a turt

kikes a massive turt!

by zdklnrgjk;zdrngpkjSNRgjk December 22, 2024

Turt

Mascot or member of a turtle army.
Mainly represented by a Turtle Emoji.

"nice turt"

by Siika April 10, 2017

turt

turt so cal is a twitter personality with nearly 4,000 followers.

James: I just followed turt on twitter!
Me: awesome...

by Bruhtonius December 3, 2020

Turt

An amount of something that you dont want to answer.

Emily- "how much money do you have?"
Erin- "about a turt"

by Atfuckmeturtly September 8, 2017

Turt

Foreskin of an uncircumcised cock. Abbreviation for your dick looks like it is wearing a turtleneck sweater. You poor fucking bastard

Oh fuck! He zipped his turt up in his zipper. Guess he managed to do in his own what his parents were unable to do for him at birth.

by Suckbitchcuntfart August 11, 2021