turt

trying to be serious and slowly and eventually talking about very disgusting topics

Stop the turt please!
That turting guy is stupid

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".

"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".

by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017

Turt

An abreviattion of turtle

Omg i got a new turt for a pet

by Apxkdklsmcixos February 1, 2017

turt

turt so cal is a twitter personality with nearly 4,000 followers.

James: I just followed turt on twitter!
Me: awesome...

by Bruhtonius December 3, 2020

Turt

A baby turtle, commonly used to say when TMNT or ROTTMNT characters were baby mutant turtles, or turts.

"I just saw a little turt with his mom. He was adorable!"

by XONURAtheTV May 21, 2023

Turting

The act of repairing a link track.

Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.

by Stonebender February 18, 2023

turt

a person on the woomy arras discord server who sucks at the game so bad that they mald to every death.

Person 1: turt is so trash at woomy arras.io
Person 2: I know right!

by fishonurbandictionary July 7, 2022