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Backwards turnbuckle

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.
Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.
by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023
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Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.
My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.
by Mandyola November 13, 2014
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The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.
ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.
by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021
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colorado turnbuckle

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.
Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.
by uncle lester July 13, 2010
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Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.
Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.
by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009
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Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste
"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"
by Steve McC August 31, 2007
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turdburgler

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.
by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004
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