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turnbuckle by KP22269 January 10, 2008
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Turnbuckle
The name used to describe a younger lonely man who chases after older married women with children to fill the hole in his life from having his own mommy-issues in an attempt to break up an otherwise happy family. One who tries to make the mother turn away from her stable home and turn the rest of her family upside down.
Turnbuckle by Fu_TM_in_Ch_IL March 6, 2021
Turnbuckle Syndrome
To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.
Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...
Turnbuckle Syndrome by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012
Kentucky Turnbuckle
The ultra rare occurrence of male-on-male reverse cowboy. Not seen often in the wild and not easily forgotten.
Kentucky Turnbuckle by AlphaBoost September 21, 2021
Backwards turnbuckle
A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.
Backwards turnbuckle by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023
colorado turnbuckle
A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.
colorado turnbuckle by uncle lester July 13, 2010
Tasmanian turnbuckle
While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first
Tasmanian turnbuckle by Tasmanian turnbuckler June 4, 2018
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