Trumpitis 

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.

The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.

Trumpitis by Chapter XI July 18, 2016

Trumpitis 

A profound feeling of pending done. A gut feeling that the world as you knew it is about to change. See also nuclear war, Holocaust, end of days.

I was suffering from trumpitis

Trumpitis by Insane joe kane April 7, 2017

Trumpsexual 

Trumpsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned Donal Trump so much that Trump has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Trumpsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Donald Trump Is the G.O.A.T" or "Trump is better than Obama" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Trumpsexual is literally the most annoying person ever. That will tell you Trump is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Trump lost more votes than he has won. They will blame 'fake news' instead of giving him any blame. A Trumpsexual tends to bring up other politicians like Clinton to change the topic away from Trump. A Trumpsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Donald mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even understand politics.

Pete- Hey man, you see Obama's last speech on unity? It was dope. So well said.

Daryl- Yeah, but see Trumps speech against the libtards 2 weeks ago. He has the best words.

Pete- yeah, but Obama's speech was a monumental moment.

Daryl- Trump is way better than Obummer anyway. Check out my 'Make America Great Again' hat and my camo jacket.

Pete- what did you do with your clan robes?

Daryl- Put in the closet in case he tells us its ok to wear them in public again.
Pete- Oh (awkward pause)

Daryl- Obama sucks, Trump is better than Obama and FDR combined

Pete- FDR realigned American politics and helped lead us through most of WWII, Obama was the first non white US president, and passed some monumental reforms. Trumps approval rating is 36%. Trump would not be shit without the money he inherited. He is a joke. He isn't even in the top 20 presidents. You are dickriding him

Daryl- yeah well what about Hillary Clinton dude, she lost all those emails and benghazi stuff.

Pete- Changing the topic like a trumpsexual does.

Trumpsexual by COVFEFETER June 12, 2017

Trumpitized 

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

Trumpitized by Maddog July 10, 2017

Trumpitantrum

Trumpitantrum: N.:An outrageous action or reaction of great racism, sexism, or general disrespect to a group of people; An act of embarrassing and/or disrespectful consequence; Getting uneducated Americans to love you for no logical reason.

Stop throwing a Trumpitantrum, it's only your chores.

Trumpitantrum by KickTheChair77 December 16, 2016

Trumpian winner 

1. A candidate or competitor who wins on a technicality then occupies (or squanders) their tenure in a "braggadocious" attempt to prove that their triumph was a mandate by the people or by God
2. A person who has technically won a contest but is so insecure about themselves and the margin by which they won that they constantly bring up the competition, belittle their competitor, and inflate their own achievement long past the end of the contest
3. The equivalent of a sore loser, and yet they won
4. The loser of a contest who ends up winning on a technicality
5. Anyone who wins an election and models themselves after Donald Trump

That guy's a real Trumpian winner, still bragging about the election from a year ago.

Trumpian winner by Windup-Bird February 16, 2017

Trumpish 

Someone or something be arrogant/ ignorant and have odd hair to go along with it

I saw Joe today and he was acting rather trumpish about his Mexican neighbours but honestly above all his pengus was showing in his golf shorts.

Trumpish by RageQuitYT October 2, 2016