Truffle Tunnel

The anus; rectum

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.

by FrozenCumNugget April 28, 2015

deer truffles

Tulip bulbs.

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.

by thistlebottom April 18, 2010

cunt truffle

a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.

hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.

by rjrumples February 02, 2008

Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

by Fingenurgen January 12, 2012

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

Tramps Truffles

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.

Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!

by purerudeboy June 22, 2005

Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.

I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017