townies

a sad individuals attempt at bein "cool" also see ned chav

townies are the scum of teh universe who tends to be incredibly uneducated an tends to start fights or shout abuse at anyone who is diffrent to them. they are also cought un-awares by quick witted comebacks.

EG.
townie: eh you mosh scum min cov
mosh: oh its you with the disfigured face
townie: my face isnt disfigured innit
mosh proceeds to head butt the townie
mosh: now it is

after this the townie will proceed to get all his "crew" involved because he cant fight his own battles that or get his brother who is in the "army" who probably doesent exist at all.

by LULZ24 October 31, 2007

townies

People who go to Town School

Did the townies win the basketball game?

by Dilbert Brown October 8, 2004

townies

people who dance around with rags and sing the hoky poky while other people r callin um bitches.

look those bitches are doing the hocky poky!

by i figit February 8, 2004

townies

townies r wanka's. they think they r hard but aren't most r mummy boys hu still wet there pants. no1 likes this kind. have u noticed that all townies r thick ugly and stupid all at the same time, even though they have no talent copin wiv that must b hard. the townie often thinks there not 1 of us there a goth but it aint tru u stupid wanka's get ova urself ur ugly stupid, fat and ur crappy gold reingd cnt fit ova ur fat fingers so fuk off and get a life!!!

taylor hail!'i'm gonna fuk ur face' oooh deary me i think u meant fuk ur face up u thicko!!!!!! 'im gonna bang u out' pls dnt u dnt have anything there to bang me out wiv u hobo!!

by Emily January 26, 2005

townies

a townie is not some one who wears trackies thats a chav. Townies are like upper class chav they wear paul and shark, Henry lloyd, stone island and other such makes that arnt cheap and only in the grasp of upper class chavs known as TOWNIES.

a townies are people who walks like there all that, and talks a bit like a chav but doesnt ask if they can borrow 50p

by shaun thomas December 28, 2005

townies

All other entries I have seen for the definition of 'townies' seem to be describing chavs. Townies do not wear tracksuits or burberry, they wear what is in fashion yes, but in a less noticeable and in a more decent way then chavs. They do not mind people who are not townies and will be mates with goths, grunges, skaters etc.

Chav: Oh my God you stupid goth I'm gunna kick the shit outta you and I don't know you!
Townie: *ignores goth* OR if they know them
Heya you alright?

by Queen of Random July 13, 2005

townies

there is shit all wrong with townies not all townies are the same its just the diked 1s who think there big and walking around starting fights givin them a bad name most townies are ok if u give them a chance if u ask most townies they say they hate bein townies but its the way they are

not all are bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by loe life:( August 5, 2004