eiffel towered

when one bombards another with rambles or menial information through three separate online networking sites.

"I think I'v just been eiffel towered!" exclaimed Pat after receiving an instant message, facebook message, and e-mail from his online stalker.

by Mart James January 7, 2010

Towered

To get fucked by multiple niggas at once

Hey bro did you hear last Saturday Lindsey got towered by the whole football team

by 425_kirua December 29, 2019

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

Towelee

Towelee is a character on the show South Park who was a towel genetically engineered in a lab and also suffers from an addiction to cocaine.

Hey did you see that episode of South Park last night? Towelee got so stoned!

by loquaciousfirestar.com January 6, 2014

Toweles

To be cool

I am Toweles

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 21, 2022

towelerella

Prison sex without being “gay”…. Get your towel, roll some glad wrap around a tube. Put the glad wrap “tube”inside the towel then place the towel under the mattress. Lube it with what ev’s then fuck Towelerella.

Mrs has been away for a week, watched some porn while fucking Towelerella.

by bbtizme May 24, 2024