Toasting

Toasting, when you pretend to be engaged in online learning but you have left your laptop and gone off to the kitchen to make some tea and toast.
See ghosting "the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication".

Mandy was registered online but I suspect she was toasting.....

by Zoom Overload HK March 2, 2020

toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.

man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!

by drue peakock November 23, 2004

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 2, 2017

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Toasting

To rest one's penis in a vagina without any penetration.

We just laid there toasting for ages.

by didge-4-life October 6, 2008

toasting

To lay on a beach or in a tanning bed while one's skin becomes brown, much like the look of toast after coming out of a toaster oven.

I was toasting on the beach all day, look how tan i am!

by samtasticx December 1, 2011

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015