English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.

Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.

by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006

topcat-tastic

when something is as good as or better than the most famous tramp cat of all time. the one and only.. TC.

I just found out the the civic centre in barnstaple, DEVON is being demolished. The news was topcat-tastic.

by Oli Cowling January 14, 2007

mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.

The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.

by willie nille July 26, 2006

TopHatBlox

TopHatBlox is the best and most awesome Roblox youtuber you should 100% subscribe to him right now or you don't get any cookies also Ville smells bad. ew

This TopHatBlox guy is better than ProductiveMrDuck

by BobberLover January 21, 2019

Lebanese Tophat

The sexual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat.

James: How was that chick last night man?
Jerry: Fine but a little awkward, she wanted a Lebanese tophat!
James: Well did you give it to her?
Jerry: !!!!!!!!!

by awkwardturtles June 23, 2011

Dr.Tophat

A man who loves his friends and family, Dr.Tophat is a kind and caring guy but don’t underestimate him. He is always willing to fight for the ones he cares for and will make his enimies miserable in any way he can. He is always thinking about something and often finds ways to entertain himself as well as others. He also loves to be involved in political and war topics. Overall he’s a really nice individual with many passions.

Look, it’s Dr.Tophat

by thetophatman May 29, 2021

Topcat

He tries to be a friend of Fazzer, but everything he says just backfires in his face. Can't get a life, can't get a girl.

Dude, Topcat is a biatch!

by Everyone who's met him August 22, 2003