Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

toilent green

The coagulated, sticky residue of old urine and pubic hair left on the rim of a toilet.

Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!

by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007

Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009

toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011

Toileneer

A fancy name for a restroom attendant.

"Why do toileneers exist?"

by Germanyisthebest May 23, 2023

Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 16, 2010