someone who is both pathetic in their attempts to be socially accepted and a jerk to those who may not accept them because of the typical way they present themselves
by Will H. February 16, 2006
a guy who does not under stand he is being used for what he has, that guy who shows up unexpectedly to parties and social events and everyone looks at him like "wtf are you doing here" , a guy who can't make decisions for himself relies on what everyone else is doing to make a decision
by triggles March 19, 2008
An individual who will do literally anything to make themselves look better than everyone else, usually at the expense of others. The tool tries to hide his/her own shortcomings by making others look small. In business, this individual proactively seeks recognition by bragging and exaggerating about his/her achievements and tattling on others who make (usually trivial) mistakes. They have a selfish motive that is driven, not to better the organization or promote cohesion, but instead to enhance their own personal gain by railroading and backstabbing their peers and making their own, usually trivial, achievements stand out in front of their supervisors. This individual is usually a complete jackass whose achievements normally don't stand for themselves without the individual constantly berating others in comparison.
I watched 'Good Morning, Vietnam!' for the first time last week. Wow...that kiss-ass Lt. Hauck really threw Adrian Cronauer under the bus when he found out Cronauer was so much funnier than he was. What a tool!
by GothTom January 15, 2011
The word "tool" may be used as an insult, describing someone who is being manipulated without their knowledge - implying they are naïve and ignorant.
by lsgirl July 04, 2006
"did you watch american idol last night?"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"
by teddybeast January 20, 2010
Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.
I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!
by tool slapper September 02, 2010
Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 14, 2011