Tomato

Literally a tomato. Red and juicy. I have no idea why you would look it up. Dumb cunt.

“Hey I wonder what tomato is in the urban dictionary.
“Oh”

by Ye olde cunt July 16, 2019

tomatoes

A noob at games. Someone that thinks their 1337, but gets nailed everytime but the 5yo from down the block.

Tomatoes: Im 1337 at sniping at BF2
5yo: Hahaha I just pwnd you!!!!111!

by Squazel September 24, 2006

Tomatoed

When an individual drinks too much, his face becomes bright red - or "Tomatoed"

Matt: Wow... Calvin has already polished off his 2-6 hey?
Derek: Yeah, he's definitely gettin' tomatoed tonight!!

by mshmeta June 11, 2013

Tomato

Someone who 'left islam', but in reality they're usually a Hindu or Christian larper.

They mainly reside in r/exmuslim, the complete contrast of r/exmuslim is r/extomatoes, a subreddit dedicated to joke about the idiots of r/exmuslim, extomato translates to ex-exmuslim.

Warning: never visit any subreddit without wearing protection (especially r/exmuslim)!

Person 1: Tomato.

Person 2 (a tomato): Mo was a pedo, (says even more bad things to insult islam), and your arguement is therefore bust.

Person 1: tomato

by Bigbraintime January 2, 2022

tomato

red asf

one time i was f*cking this girl and i put it in so far she turned into a tomato

by Pimp_daddy_05 February 23, 2021

Tomatoes

The testicles.

Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.

by DaveDH November 5, 2022

Tomato

Boring and stiff guy.

Person 1: Yo mate fancy some drinks later at my other mates house?
Person 2: Nahh! Sorry bro I don’t drink anymore I’m trying to better myself.
Person 1: You fucking tomato.

by Big daddy phat sack 34 May 6, 2022