tomatoed

The state of a relationship when you're not quite dating but not just friends. Neither party is sure if they like the other enough to date, yet continue to do most of the same things as people in committed relationships. If they get tired of one another, they can simply return to "just friend" status without social upheaval.

So named because of the tomato's role as not quite a fruit and not quite a vegetable and not to be confused with fuck buddies or sex friends.

Ryan and Jesse are tomatoed - they hang out all the time, but it's still not official.

by dkohler October 29, 2011

Tomatoed

When an individual drinks too much, his face becomes bright red - or "Tomatoed"

Matt: Wow... Calvin has already polished off his 2-6 hey?
Derek: Yeah, he's definitely gettin' tomatoed tonight!!

by mshmeta June 11, 2013

tomatoed

To get squashed so hard by something that your blood squirts out of your body like a tomato.

After I made fun of Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger, he tomatoed me.

by David "Fuzzy" Garber November 27, 2003

tomatoed

I word that David "Fuzzy" Garber likes to post twice.

David "Fuzzy" Garber will get tomatoed if he posts it one more time.

by Shang November 29, 2003

tomatoed

To get squished or squashed so hard that your blood squirts out like a tomato.

I made fun of Mr. T, and he tomatoed me.

by David "Fuzzy" Garber November 27, 2003

Tomatoed

To be red from exercise or embarrassment.

Tomatoing - verb form

Man that guy is really tomatoed

by A. T. Wilds July 30, 2016

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018