Tokyo Sandblaster

Its a three step process

1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.

2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face

3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks

I want to go down to the Jersey Shore and give my friend Drew Wasserbach a "Tokyo Sandblaster"

by Numbahhh 1 November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.

"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian

by COCOfan4lyfe November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.

Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.

by Bownz November 14, 2010

Tokyo sandblaster

A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.

I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!

by STANRUTH November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.

Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?

by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.

Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"

by Martin Landau November 12, 2010