1: Having a toastie.
2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock
hard erection. A
woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the
bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole
orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the
orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this
will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion
e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my
house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we
will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and
people lick chocolate off her and come on her
hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower
cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
