totes inappropes

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.

Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.

by Urtotesinappropes March 11, 2005

Totes Mondo

"Totally Man" or for sure dude.
Totes Mondo: is the coolest thing you have ever heard!

Kent: Are we going to the park today?
Daniel: Totes Mondo were going to the park!

by Elvisleo13 March 13, 2009

tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company

"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie

by sumbird April 8, 2009

Totes

A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!

Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!

by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010

totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

Totem Lurantis

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.

Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.

by THE SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH June 5, 2018

Totes Dig

Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'

A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.

1. The company is totes dig
2. What's San Francisco Bay Area like? A: Totes Dig

by totesdig March 12, 2020