ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

by GhettoTicket June 13, 2018

tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008

Tiekebed

Derived from Jewish ebed and Brazilian Tieke
This describes any man that fits in the following category

Sexy

Straight
funny
charming
realistic
and last but not least

good in bed

oh my I just went out with a tiekebed last week I'm soooo lucky..

by John fleuristin August 3, 2011

ticketiquette

Etiquette rules for members of a ticketing system to handle tickets between staff members.

“You assigned a ticket to me without asking. That’s bad ticketiquette!”

by Ticketman September 28, 2017

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 22, 2003

bum ticker

American Slang, A bad heart

My uncle has a bum ticker

by hambargarz September 5, 2006

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014