still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

by donthate123 April 27, 2014

Thanatologarium

A store

I and Jamaal went to the thanatologarium

by productionz November 15, 2010

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

tawana brawley

A hoaxer, claimed to have been raped and tortured by NYC police officers over a four day period. Her story was quickly proven to be a complete fabrication, but that didn't prevent Al Sharpton from turning it into an international scandal for the uninformed masses that believe everything they hear.

Tawana Brawley did a lot of damage with her lies, she should be ashamed of herself.

by The Dodger September 9, 2004

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008