The Triwizard Tournament

When you vomit, cum and shit yourself all at the same time.

I experimented with The Triwizard Tournament and then blamed on my grandad.

by [e-mail] July 31, 2014

tournament

1. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who takes pleasure from eagerly following all aspects of sports.

2. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who thinks he's cool because he's kind of a big deal at sports.

3. Legit (esp. when relating to one's ability at playing sports)

1. Guy: Damn man, let's make a trade in fantasy football! Unfortunately, LaJaMarquis DeWilliams is injured, but based on the new trading rules...

Bro: That guy is SO tournament.

2. Guy: Pshhh. Who reads books. I was too busy this weekend cuz I was playing in the regional AAU tournament in Indy...

Bro: Damn. That guy is so tournament.

3. (Bro hits a ballin' cross court pingpong shot)

Bro: I am SO STRAIGHT UP TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!

by FixedActionPattern May 11, 2010

Flip Cup (FlipCupGuys.com Tournament Version)

Teams consist of 6 players. At the start of each series, teams will be placed on opposing sides of their designated tables. FCG will determine the amount of beverage to be poured into each cup at the start of each competition. FCG will designate the side of the table that will start the race. Games begin with a gentleman’s tap (tap cups, down to the table, up to the mouth). Once the tap is completed, the relay race begins. Once a cup’s contents are finished, the player must place the cup mouth up on the edge of the table. The cup will be flipped from this position until it lands mouth down. Players cannot touch their cup until the previous player’s cup is 100% face down on the table. The remaining players will repeat the same process until all members have successfully flipped their cups. In the event that the last 2 cups land and settle at the same time, the game will is considered a do-over. The first team to successfully flip all of their cups wins the round. The first team to win 4 times will win the best of 7 series. Each player must flip each game and can only use one hand to flip cups. Players who spill or pour out excessive beverage from their cup will have to start over.

The Flip Cup Guys love to play Flip Cup (FlipCupGuys.com Tournament Version).

by Flip Cup Guys February 21, 2008

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament

Year after year in the Big East mens basketball tournament gamblers frequently are perplexed by the outcomes of the some of the games. A simple theory can be followed to help you handicap the games in the tournament -- pick the team with the most relevant player(s) from New York City. This theory is derived from Levance Fields, a point guard on the Pittsburgh Panthers basketball team who led his team to a Big East Championship in 2008. He grew up in Brooklyn, NY and played at Xaverian High School and hit big shot after big shot to lead Pitt to a Big East Crown.

In 2011, Kemba Walker from the Bronx, New York led Connecticut to a Big East Title by winning 5 games in 5 days. Kemba was the most relevant player in the Big East Tournament and led his team to not only 5 straight victories but also 5 straight wins against the spread thus proving the Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament.

by Unitcrusher6000 March 30, 2011

Whornament

A piercing in the belly button of a woman.

Did you see her whornament? Better where a condom tonight to make sure you don't get an STI.

by AFC1974 March 3, 2010

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011