The hot plate

You put saran wrap over your face and your partner defecates on it.

The hot plate. If Jeff Anderson had set up the saran wrap in "Zach and Miri make a porno", he would've had a nice hot plate.

by roseman2208 February 7, 2014

the clamping plate

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...

the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.

by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005

plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.

Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.

by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023

go to the hot plate

what you say instead of go to hell

I hate you, you faggot. Go to the hot plate!

by agent smith June 25, 2004

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021

Plate on the Floor

When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it

Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.

by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021

whip a plate at the wall

something nonsensical and somewhat not needed nor effective or ethical

he oncw sat up in his bed yelled Wheres Bulbasaur Then he whip a plate at the wall

by darkclaw wolfgod October 10, 2022