straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Straight From The Tap

Drinking your partners piss stream

She pissed in the shower and drank it straight from the tap.

by FordFocusGuy88 January 19, 2017

Straight from the bees

When something is extremely fresh.

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

by Louweeemark January 21, 2015

Straight out the bean

Just out of prison. Doesn't matter how, just out.

"He's straight out the bean, still getting used to life outside."

by gay bowser September 7, 2017

Straight Outta The Shire

1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.

2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.

"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."

Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu

by Robbie Hobby June 25, 2009

Straight off the dome

The action off coming up with an original idea or answer.

Justin: Eric, how in the world did you ace that Calc test?
Eric: Easy, it was straight off the dome.

by Straightoffthedome.com February 27, 2011

straight from the sack

The art of drinking goon(white wine) straight from the sack/cask, instead of behaving like a civilised human and drinking it from a cup.

"She was so drunk, she started skulling straight from the sack!"

by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009