by Hannah February 16, 2003
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Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.
Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.
Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!
by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011
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by Steve June 4, 2004
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As she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the cock of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.
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