Teesad

Noun. Extreme bitch, selfish, spoiled, bratty.

"Omfg, that girl from The Hills is such a bitch."

"No, I think she's worse than a bitch, she's more like a teesad."

by ILOVEJOHNNYWEIR February 24, 2010

telesign

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.

“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”

by TeleSigner January 7, 2012

Terror Taxes

Any of the numerous special taxes on airline flights brought into effect after the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks.

Our multi-stop flight added $40 worth of terror taxes to our ticket cost.

by Buffet Boy May 26, 2007

tenesmus

An overpowering, incredibly painful sensation of your “backdoor” demanding to defecate (aka drop a deuce, colon cannonballs, butt driblets, digested Crayola box), with the inability to produce any colon candy (aka stool, feces, fecal matter, waste) despite a valiant, laborious effort.

Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole

The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.

“A lady and a man got into an argument, the woman started screaming about a pain in her butt and the man renounced her claims and stormed off…. The woman tried to yell, “ It’s not you, it is my tenesmus acting up.”

“A patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her anal sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”

by OhLola September 2, 2014

The tees

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Tenessee Tickler

When a person grasps another person's ballsack, pulls it up out of the way, and commences licking the ballsack from the backside.

Mary wanted to perform something different on John, so she unvieled the Tenessee Tickler on John's nuts.

by CrashDan April 13, 2007

Teesha

sexi beast with great legs and an awsome personality, understands people and is fun to be around !

hi my name is Teesha

by cutiepie.<3 January 7, 2009