technicated

An adjective used to describe that which is not only "technical", but, also "complicated".

Original Formula of Pythagorean Theorem:
(Crabs² + Syphillis²)= AIDs²
That shits technicated.

by sideshowsteve March 27, 2009

Technician Elvis

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.

Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.

by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man

That guys a real poop technician

by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008

rick the door technician

Rick the door technician is the hardest boss in Star Wars: Jedi survivor, actually he is the strongest character in all of fiction.

person 1: I was playing Elden ring and suddenly a boss appeared named "Rick the door technician" he ran up to me and i died instantly
person 2: same thing happened to me! I was playing minecraft though.
person 3: same thing happened to me in fortnite!
person 1: SHUT THE #### UP
person 2: SHUT THE #### UP

by frogsarecool290902 May 4, 2023

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006

pole technician

a stripper in a gentleman's club

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."

by Rhoward August 19, 2009