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Techiesys it solutions is website design company located in Bangalore offering wide range of digital marketing services like website design, SEO, ecommerce development, social media marketing etc
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by Techiesys May 22, 2019
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teknesis

To have autism and telekinesis combined
Damn tayyan can use his teknesis to a very skilled degree
by dontouchim February 14, 2022
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technomisophonia

The fear of machines that make weird noises
“dude that coffee machine is making really weird noises…i have technomisophonia so im kinda scared”
“oh damn just go in the other room or something”
by Kitz_theasaurus1101 February 6, 2023
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technobismol

Your so high that you get the craziest munchies and eat so much chipper u cannot stop shitting
bro tommy i think a technobismol is coming
*shits pants*
by chillerthanyou42 May 14, 2024
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Techfetish

Techfetish (noun) describes a sexual fetish or strong attraction to technology, including gadgets, electronic devices, and advanced technological systems. A person with a techfetish, referred to as a techfetist, finds sexual arousal or deep fascination with technological objects and innovations.

As technology becomes an integral part of our daily lives, some individuals are profoundly attracted to the devices and systems that drive modern society. This fascination goes beyond mere appreciation and enters the realm of sexual and emotional attraction. Techfetishists may find themselves captivated by the design, functionality, and even the concept of cutting-edge technology, seeing it as a source of erotic excitement.
His techfetish was so intense that he collected vintage computers and often fantasized about their design and functionality. Being a techfetist, he was more excited about the latest smartphone release than anything else.
by dmont55again June 20, 2024
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Techfetist

Techfetist (noun) refers to a person who has a sexual fetish or strong attraction to technology, including gadgets, electronic devices, and advanced technological systems. Techfetists find sexual arousal or deep fascination with technological objects and innovations.

As technology evolves and becomes an essential part of everyday life, some individuals develop a profound attraction to the devices and systems that drive modern society. This attraction, known as techfetish, leads to the term "techfetist" to describe those who find erotic excitement in the design, functionality, and concept of cutting-edge technology. Techfetists may collect, fantasize about, or deeply engage with their favorite technological objects, seeing them as more than just tools or devices.
"As a techfetist, he spent hours admiring the intricate design of his new 3D printer."

"She identified as a techfetist, finding more excitement in her collection of rare gadgets than in any other aspect of her life."
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Techsis

An antonym for a word "Techbro" used in internet discussions.

Instead of inventing new, modern and useless technology, they go back to the past for technology that become useless due to obsolescence.
While wanting internet to become a better place, they lack the desire to have a deeper understanding of issues that internet has, so the best thing they do, is try their hardest to mimic and praise the idea of what old internet was that they made up in their head, usually that idea has nothing in common with how internet really was.

While techbros cluelessly try to move internet technology forward into Web 3.0, Techsiss have a big love for web 1.0, and "vibes" of how internet was in the late 2000s.

Many of them are lib-left, users of Tumblr and Twitter, artists, animators or other people who barely if ever touch code, but alas a thousand of sparkledog-filled neocities websites do exist, so they in fact can code.

As was said above, they have only surface level understanding of internet history, and considering how internet was back then they would probably hate it.
Now if you try to discuss anything about internet, you'll either look like a Techsis or a Techbro, its better to just go and touch grass.

I saw another video where delusional Techsis was yapping about how great old web was, and their understanding of it was nothing more than a bunch of scheenshots of colorfull gif filled personal pages of autistic teenagers.

You talk about internet history and you dont even know what Usesnet is? You are a fucking Techsis STFU and RTFF"
by IPoAC February 4, 2026
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