multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.

I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.

by amankatgall August 25, 2006

multi-tasking

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.

tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.

by tequeman July 16, 2008

m-tasking

(v.) - to do many things at once, such as talk on your cellphone, work on your computer, watch TV, listen to the stereo, etc., also known by its longer form of "multi-tasking"

"With my new iPhone and E-reader, I can be involved with m-tasking all day long, and I love it!"

-- overhead at a watercool in San Francisco

by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009

mini-tasking

what most people truly do when they say they are multi-tasking. Mentally setting up a list of tasks to do in rapid sucession to get a multitude of tasks done in a short period of time.

"Oh my gosh, I've got to address this envelope, put the clothes in the dryer, check on the spaghetti cooking, and make sure to TiVo my shows."

"Better start mini-tasking."

by pharmgrl2001 February 21, 2010

Tri-tasking

Showering/pooping while drinking a beer and simultaneously bopping the bishop "masturbating".

Tom was short on time so he decided to go tri-tasking.

by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010

nega-tasking

A term used by douche bags to show their discontent with fake issues. Those who use this term tend to be pig headed democrats that know nothing about real issues, they just waste their useless lives sitting at home alone blogging because they know that no one around would talk to them for any other reasons.

I was nega-tasking today about Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the majority of US citizens opposing health care reform.

by The only level headed one January 19, 2011

quasi-tasking

/v/ Workin like a hunchback in a church. Doing multiple, endless, meaningless tasks. Usually for a demanding and self-righteous person.

Oh man, yesterday my mom had me quasi-tasking for hours.
Seriously? That's the sixth thing you've asked me to do in the last hour! Stop quasi-tasking me man!

by this username is taken July 30, 2013