Tardtard

A person who is obsessed with looking up words in the dictionary that are related to the adjective retard.

You looked up botard and fotard in the UrbanDictionary.com? You are such a tardtard

by webmagnets April 4, 2009

tardmart

where one buys retarded things or someone who would work at such a place. (i.e. a tard)

"brandy works at tardmart" or "hey dave, where'd you get that sweater? tardmart?"

by david brandy December 4, 2003

Tardmart

Anything that Josh Warner buys.
taxation without penetration is cool

Josh, can I get your frequent buyers card from Tardmart?

by Bobby December 12, 2003

tardhard

when a retard has a hard-on

look a that tardhard

by twstaflx June 2, 2007

tardbargain

A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"

Tard 1:"I just paid $5000 for this pinto!"
Tard 2:"Dude, you just got such a tardbargain..."

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

tardnarc

A retarded DEA narc.

Five is such a tardnarc :(

by Five August 2, 2004

TardTard Power

When someone walks around walmart acting like a mentaliy retarded person calling a family member. and when that family member acts like she/her doesn't know the "metally ill" and runs away.

tardtard power= evonne.. andriana.. andrew and danny at aquatica. .. ayy. i got a pain in my chess and i cant breaf. <333

by Feetguy November 24, 2009