taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017

Taking an L

Taking any type of loss, such as in an argument or sports game. Also can be used when referring to drunk behavior or receiving a bad grade. Not to be confused with "W" which is used to describe a win.

" Maddie took a huge L last night when she drank an entire bottle of champagne"
"Olive was unprepared for the math test and she failed- what an L"
" 2016 has been one huge L"
" When the team lost, they were really Taking an L"

by Nosral December 18, 2016

Taking a Trump

I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election

Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. “We did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump

by Kiara.k.Gray November 10, 2020

Tampinco Toke

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."

"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Talkingpointasaurus

n. The dominant species on Capitol Hill. Fawned over by the slobbering press seeking red-meat ratings. Frequently dine on boring, over-informed, over-intelligent, uber nerdy policy wonks.

Ignoring the serious debate, the press flocked to the Talkingpointasaurus.

by Dan Weyandt August 20, 2012