Talan

The most cocky and annoying person that you will ever meet. He thinks he is good at sports but is acually dogshit at them. He also believes that every girl likes him even when he's short, skinny, and the ugliest mf you've ever seen. He is also most likely gay and tries to pick a fight with everybody who doesn't like him (which means everybody) even though he would get his ass kicked EVERY SINGLE TIME. He's the kind of guy who wears cowboy boots to school when he is the definition of a city boy. He copies every single joke that a girl (or boy) laughs at and completely butchers it.
HAHA! Minecraft! *Dabs*
Bro stop being such a Talan
by TheKidFromYC March 18, 2022
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He has a problem with his dirt bike he can't fix blonde short hair dumb asf girls like him, but they hate him after awhile
Guy 1- Hey look there's a Talan talking to a girl
Guy 2- poor guy is going to get his heart broken
by I got the shits March 27, 2022
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a lying piece of shit who thinks he’s better than everyone, doesn’t know how to communicate his feelings, and leaves before figuring shit out.

honestly should get his shit together before “exposing” someone who loved his bitch ass and would’ve willingly giving him everything.

hop off my dick and get with your cousin
“oh look! it’s talan”

oh right that guy, he’s a piece of shit
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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talan yo look at my shoes bro
by gooberfevious December 17, 2022
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1. Patriotic and prideful.
2. Spreading your wings and trying new things.
1. My dad is very Talan.
2. Kids shouldn't be afraid they need to Talan.
by Charils Bob January 23, 2019
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Talan is one sexy mother fucker, that’s for sure
Talan is one hot fucker
by Talinator2005! April 15, 2022
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