by Charils Bob January 23, 2019

by gooberfevious December 17, 2022

He has a problem with his dirt bike he can't fix blonde short hair dumb asf girls like him, but they hate him after awhile
by I got the shits March 27, 2022

by Talinator2005! April 15, 2022

The master of squeaking , and can’t speak normal English, he squeaks to talk . He is the mortal enemy of Mike
Talan! *squeak squeak *
by Biggest tips fan August 5, 2025

A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.
by Ur_favorite_7"_shlong July 9, 2025

a lying piece of shit who thinks he’s better than everyone, doesn’t know how to communicate his feelings, and leaves before figuring shit out.
honestly should get his shit together before “exposing” someone who loved his bitch ass and would’ve willingly giving him everything.
hop off my dick and get with your cousin
honestly should get his shit together before “exposing” someone who loved his bitch ass and would’ve willingly giving him everything.
hop off my dick and get with your cousin
by anonymous November 23, 2023
