Talan

1. Patriotic and prideful.
2. Spreading your wings and trying new things.

1. My dad is very Talan.
2. Kids shouldn't be afraid they need to Talan.

by Charils Bob January 23, 2019

talan

a guy who chills in bod all the time

talan yo look at my shoes bro

by gooberfevious December 17, 2022

Talan

He has a problem with his dirt bike he can't fix blonde short hair dumb asf girls like him, but they hate him after awhile

Guy 1- Hey look there's a Talan talking to a girl
Guy 2- poor guy is going to get his heart broken

by I got the shits March 27, 2022

Talan

Talan is one sexy mother fucker, that’s for sure

Talan is one hot fucker

by Talinator2005! April 15, 2022

Talan

The master of squeaking , and can’t speak normal English, he squeaks to talk . He is the mortal enemy of Mike

Talan! *squeak squeak *

by Biggest tips fan August 5, 2025

Talan

A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.

Talan: Fuck niggers

Person 1: bro what

Person 2: careful bro it's a talan

by Ur_favorite_7"_shlong July 9, 2025

Talan

a lying piece of shit who thinks he’s better than everyone, doesn’t know how to communicate his feelings, and leaves before figuring shit out.

honestly should get his shit together before “exposing” someone who loved his bitch ass and would’ve willingly giving him everything.

hop off my dick and get with your cousin

“oh look! it’s talan”

“oh right that guy, he’s a piece of shit”

by anonymous November 23, 2023