T-Bone

When you grinding with a girl and you get a full on erection and you flip your dick onto the girls back, as if it were riding it like a horse.

1st Bro: Yeah dude last night i T-bone'd Lauren and Morgan
2nd Bro: What??
1st Bro: Yeah i just swung my hand down and lifted my schlong onto her back it was nice.
2nd Bro: Nice

*fistbump*

by Elevendyhundred November 20, 2011

T-bone

When walking and you hit your side/hip on an object preferably a table.

no need for an example, everyone does it. You probably got t-boned earlier today.

by mysterysaintQ January 22, 2014

T Bone

A kid who just talks louder in an argument when he realizes he has lost

"T Bone you know you can get hypothermia for icing your foot for too long"
"Bull Shit it's simple thermodynamics"
okay, your wrong T Bone, but keep telling yourself that

by Brother Bonecrusher February 19, 2011

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010

T-bone

When a guy Tbags with a boner.

I dipped my balls in her mouth while I had a hard on. I finally T-boned her.

by DefinitelyNotHippie August 17, 2019

T-bone

A nickname that sounds cool at first, but later a person realizes why that person is so nicknamed. Especially applicable if that person did something stupid to receive said nickname.

Hey have you met T-bone
No, but cool nickname
Actually he walked into a parked car.
Wow that is a T-bone.

by Jewtang Forever December 13, 2009

T-Bone

A gangsta' nickname that can be used for anybody who is cool enough to bear it. Usually makes more sense if the person's name starts with a T. For example Tiffany.

T-Bone, you got into Harvard; you're a genius!

by gryniof September 4, 2008