Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

snorkgasm

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.

by escuchon May 13, 2008

smorgasm

The feeling one experiences immediately after consuming a freshly made s'more dipped in milk.

1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.

by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008

Sporgasm

When you have sex and the sperm inside you gives you another orgasm, probably from wriggling

Hey Annie I shagged Ollie last night and had another sporgasm

by KIRANJOHALLA January 26, 2011

sporgasm

To spaz out and have an orgasm at the same time.

Mary had a sporgasm that ended with ALSKJHkrjhlkjasd OH!

by kelvin tow February 20, 2008

snoregasm

The mental climax achieved by falling asleep after a lengthy period of wakefullness, usually more than 24 hours. Typically found in Las Vegas hotel rooms and frat house basements.

I had such a snoregasm after I played craps until 9:00 AM last night.

by CPatch January 26, 2005