Swoophy

ALL nouns can be categorized as 'Swoophy' or pertaining 'Swooph'. To be 'Swoophy' your "Mojo must be Goofy" If your Mojo is not Goofy, you have no 'Swooph'. If you have no 'Mojo' whatsoever, then you most likely have "Swag". Lame. If you have a "Goofy Mojo" you are special, and you are entitled to claim yourself 'Swoophy'

Instead of saying 'swag' after everything, say Swooph.

Austin Powers is Swoophy
Bill Clinton is Swoophy
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Swoophy
Johnny Tsunami is Swoophy
The Rugrats are Swoophy
Pablo Picasso is Swoophy
Casey Anthony is Swoophy.. just kidding fuck that bitch NO swooph.

If you're outgoing and can talk to anyone, you're probably swoophy.

"I just woke up in my Polo Pj's feeling extra swoophy!"

"Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, Based God, you are so Swoophy"

"I just got her number by using rap lyrics as a pickup line, pure swoophy"

Bird Of Swooph-Peacock

by Pauly Polo August 1, 2011

snoochie boochie

a word commonly said by jay of jay and silent bob flicks it could be used in many ways as a greeting, a fare well, or just a flat out fuck you.

"snoochie boochies bitches"

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by chindra October 8, 2008

smoochums

smoochums is a synonym for “hot smexy 5000 bbl girl queen slay kitty legend” and only hot girls use it so if your not a hot girl then don’t use it.

omg that girl gianna is tots smoochums like slay kitty bbl sister queen

by Zilmar February 14, 2022

Cock Smoocher

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

by jfmjr January 14, 2009

smoochie

a treesh or baddie

She a smoochie, she has a lot of bodies!

Ima smoochie like you cannot change me

by whatyousaidmuddy May 17, 2022

Swamp snooch

The sticky, uncomfortable feeling in the vaginal canal after a girl has intercourse and has semen excretions after having stood up again.

Ughh... I shouldn't have banged one out before work because now I have swamp snooch.

by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012