The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007
Get the skerple mug.When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.
Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"
by RATTnroll December 21, 2018
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informal/formal
1. noun. what ever you want it to be, whatever you want to do and whatever you believe in.
2. Verb. person with majestic moves in everything they do, usually used between redheads.
"Look at that redhead! Shes snerpeting!"
3. exclamation. A sudden feeling of fabulosity.
"Hey are you feeling snerpet today? I sure am
4. Popper noun. The organisation located on TRUD (pronouced trude ) mountain.
"Have you heard of Snerpet?"
informal/formal
1. noun. what ever you want it to be, whatever you want to do and whatever you believe in.
2. Verb. person with majestic moves in everything they do, usually used between redheads.
"Look at that redhead! Shes snerpeting!"
3. exclamation. A sudden feeling of fabulosity.
"Hey are you feeling snerpet today? I sure am
4. Popper noun. The organisation located on TRUD (pronouced trude ) mountain.
"Have you heard of Snerpet?"
1. "Wow! shes such a snerpet,m8"
2. "Look at that redhead! Shes snerpeting!"
3. "Hey are you feeling snerpet today? I sure am"
4. "Have you heard of Snerpet?" "sH its a secret"
2. "Look at that redhead! Shes snerpeting!"
3. "Hey are you feeling snerpet today? I sure am"
4. "Have you heard of Snerpet?" "sH its a secret"
by Pastel-rain August 21, 2014
Get the Snerpet mug.An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.
"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.
by mtalbs5 May 15, 2011
Get the Godless Serpent mug.Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
Get the Baby Sherpa mug.by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003
Get the serpico mug.in Riverdale, The Serpent Queen is Elizabeth Cooper. Many of you could get confused thinking it's Cheryl Blossom, but she's not.
The explanation is easy. Jughead Jones is the Serpent King, so it'd make no sense that his Queen was Cheryl. Plus, Betty did a lot of things for the Serpents, such as an initiation process, helped them in numerous occasions, and let's remember her mother used to be a Serpent.
The explanation is easy. Jughead Jones is the Serpent King, so it'd make no sense that his Queen was Cheryl. Plus, Betty did a lot of things for the Serpents, such as an initiation process, helped them in numerous occasions, and let's remember her mother used to be a Serpent.
by ilyreinhart October 12, 2018
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