Zeus Swerve

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

sweater girl

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to maintain the appearance that the gay man is straight.

Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.

by Jack Stadnick February 2, 2006

Patrick Swavey

When you do something so insanely embarassing that, you wish you were never born.

Last time I drank Tequila I got all Patrick Swavey.

by bob0011 December 16, 2019

Date Sweater

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.

Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."

Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"

by Potato Sack December 23, 2007

gem sweater

action verb, copular verb, noun

action verb: to burn the feeble, unworthy eyes of others with the brilliance and fire of ten thousand pairs of gold pants; to confound and bedazzle with beats, gems, and jams so thoroughly as to render all those within sight utterly enthralled, terrified, ensorcelled, and otherwise enslaved to hard'n'funky rhythms of gems glimmering and jams jlimmering.

copular verb: to shine and shimmer as one of the sequined babies; to exist in a state of pure mystical spandex-and-rhinestone technobeat enlightenment; to experience the Divine Revelation of Mother Gem.

noun: the only true glory of the universe.

action verb:

I gem sweatered until their faces melted off. SHAZAM!

copular verb:

He gem sweaters vermilion, chartreuse, and magenta all over the place, filling our minds with passions.

noun:

Glory be to the Mother and to the Jams and to the Gem Sweater, as it was in the Bedazzler, is Now, and ever shall be, Beats without End. Amvets.

by SumeragiSlut October 2, 2007

Daniel Seavey

A 20 year old boy who is talented and in the band Why Don't We. Daniel was once on American idol, He rocked it! His instagram is @seaveydaniel and he has these beautiful one of a kind blue eyes that if you look at them you won't stop i promise you. Daniel's smile is Beautiful like his kind heart and once you look at this giraffe... You will fall in love with him. When he smiles, It will 100% melt your heart. His hugs are amazing as well it feels like a forever lifetime.

Daniel Seavey's neck is long like a Giraffe

by seaveys.loveyys on IG April 5, 2019

Sweater Slut

A female who wears unattractive clothing (ie. a sweater) and still manages to look like a whore.

A: "Have you seen Hannah's outfit today?"

B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"

A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."

by TheGoldenScissors December 23, 2011