Earl Sweatshirt

Birth name, Thebe Kgositsile, the roughly-put hottest rapper out of OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB. He raps about coke, raping hoes and bodily fluids. He has not recently been making music, due to his sudden dissapperence. Some sources believe that he is attending Coral Reef Academy in Samoa. As of this date, his mother will not allow him to release music. He also does not know about the group's rising fame. The OF members vow to free him from Samoa and "rule the world."

OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB!!!!!!!!!! FREE EARL!!!!!!
FUCK EARL SWEATSHIRT'S MOM

by JustCallMeThurnis June 3, 2011

Keenan Sweatshirt

A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.

What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.

by Drout June 4, 2016

The Sweatshirt

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

swearstitute

Using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.

Jennifer knew she had to use a swearstitute in math class or her teacher would publicly embarrass her. She proclaimed, Oh, schniggle, I dropped my pencil!

Oh, schniggles!
Oh, schiggle!
Goul darn it!
Oh, sugar!
H E double tooth picks!
H E double hockey sticks!
Oh Geez Louise
What the hey!
Son of a gun!

by petermante September 11, 2011

sweetshot

1. The way Russians write and pronounce "sweatshirt", often used in public chat and can detect a Russian chatter (though they would likely write "svitshot" instead).
2. An act of taking a shot of 40% alcohol, immediately followed by a candy, a toffee/chocolate or just plain teaspoon of sugar in one's mouth. Doesn't reduce the taste of alcohol, but rather boosts up your blood sugar instead.
3. A hashtag used on Twitter and Instagram (#sweetshot) by amateur photographers in order to attract attention to a certain picture they've just taken, just because they took it from beneath their leg opening while being crotched, at a 45-degree angle and used a double sepia filter prior.

1. - Look at him wear a sweetshot! - Are you from Russia?
2. Grab some candy, quick! We'll make a sweetshot!
3. Yo, check out my (hashtag)sweetshot of those leaves on the ground. I'm important, right?

by KenM January 11, 2016

sweatsuit

Ugly ass guy who jerks off every hour of everyday.

Fuck you sweatsuit

by Anonymous 19248 April 4, 2017

Egg on a Sweatshirt

Used to express something as either very pleasant or unpleasant.

"Dang girl you look like egg on a sweatshirt!"

or

"Balls, man, that's like egg on a sweatshirt."

by Mackncheese August 10, 2009