granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015

and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.

When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.

by M Reich July 13, 2006

sweaty wetty

A hard working Mexican

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.

by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014

Pinkie Pie Swear

Pinkie Pie swear/promise used in the episode "Green Isn't Your Color" of MLP:FiM. It goes like this: Cross my heart (cross your heart) and hope to fly (mimic the act of flapping wings by moving wrists) stick a cupcake in my eye (pretend to smash said pastry into your eyeball). Said by both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.

Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! (Pinkie Pie Swear)

Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my--AAH! (Pinkie Pie Swear fail)

by I'llbakeyouintocupcakesDashie February 5, 2012

Sweaty Goal

When a person in a online FIFA game dribbles to the touch line, or near post as close as possible, until the keeper rushes them. Then the player performs the "sweaty" action of crossing or lead passing the ball to their team mate, who's cherry picking the open net, which leads to a "sweaty goal."

-*Team on a break away*
- Awwwww fuck these homos are about to make it sweaty
- *Player dribbles up to the keeper and chips it to his team mate leaving an open net*
- (Game Commentator) "Attempting to feed Cristiano Ronaldo!"
- (Game Commentator) "WHAT A GOALLLLLLL!!!!)
- What a bunch of sweaty fucks! It takes no skill to make those sweaty goals fuck!

by That Real Madrid Bandwagon February 28, 2014

Swearfest

noun. the event during which super smash brothers, mario kart, and smash brothers brawl are played on the Nintendo 64 and/or Wii. swearing throughout is not only welcomed but required. Swearfest originated at the infamous RLD.

I was fucking pwn3d at Swearfest last night.

by Wah Wah July 27, 2008

Searyx

Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".

A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.

Stop loving boys like Searyx.

The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003