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swearstitute 

Using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.
Jennifer knew she had to use a swearstitute in math class or her teacher would publicly embarrass her. She proclaimed, Oh, schniggle, I dropped my pencil!

Oh, schniggles!
Oh, schiggle!
Goul darn it!
Oh, sugar!
H E double tooth picks!
H E double hockey sticks!
Oh Geez Louise
What the hey!
Son of a gun!
swearstitute by petermante September 11, 2011

Swearcent 

When a person changes their accent for the purposes of swearing, usually in an unsuccessful attempt to make them sound cooler than they actually are.
Keiran: Did you bring the cards?
Brian: No.
Keiran: Christ man, I teld you ta bring the cerds, it's fucking borin' without them.
Brian: Stop talking like that, you're aren't Begbie from Trainspotting.
Keiran: But that's my swearcent!
Swearcent by DayvanCowboy April 17, 2007

steamfest 

when one female and a group of guy's are naked in the steam room.
she had a steamfest in pogasa whith her crew
steamfest by notme111 February 10, 2010

Anti-swearist 

Joe:(stubbs his toe)

Joe: what the flip

Jamie: your anti-swearist
Anti-swearist by Butsmasher69 December 10, 2019
When so much swag is present in one room, it almost acts as a swag black hole. Until all the the swag in a room is present in one living entity....this person becomes the swagfest.
Freind 1: Hey lets go to <insertplacehere> and make a Swagfest
Freind 2: I dont know man, the last time that happened i heard only one person survived
Swagfest by Rusheed October 24, 2011

SwearNet 

A website made by the people who play Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys (Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay, and Mike Smith), where they can swear whenever the fuck they want without getting censored.
The boys were fucking tired of getting censored all the fucking time so they decided to make a website called fucking SwearNet where they can swear whenever the fuck they want without getting fucking censored.
SwearNet by Dubiks January 21, 2019