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Swearfest 

noun. the event during which super smash brothers, mario kart, and smash brothers brawl are played on the Nintendo 64 and/or Wii. swearing throughout is not only welcomed but required. Swearfest originated at the infamous RLD.
I was fucking pwn3d at Swearfest last night.
Swearfest by Wah Wah July 27, 2008
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swearstitute 

Using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.
Jennifer knew she had to use a swearstitute in math class or her teacher would publicly embarrass her. She proclaimed, Oh, schniggle, I dropped my pencil!

Oh, schniggles!
Oh, schiggle!
Goul darn it!
Oh, sugar!
H E double tooth picks!
H E double hockey sticks!
Oh Geez Louise
What the hey!
Son of a gun!
swearstitute by petermante September 11, 2011

Swearcent 

When a person changes their accent for the purposes of swearing, usually in an unsuccessful attempt to make them sound cooler than they actually are.
Keiran: Did you bring the cards?
Brian: No.
Keiran: Christ man, I teld you ta bring the cerds, it's fucking borin' without them.
Brian: Stop talking like that, you're aren't Begbie from Trainspotting.
Keiran: But that's my swearcent!

Swearcent by DayvanCowboy April 17, 2007

steamfest 

when one female and a group of guy's are naked in the steam room.
she had a steamfest in pogasa whith her crew
steamfest by notme111 February 10, 2010

Anti-swearist 

Joe van falier
Joe:(stubbs his toe)

Joe: what the flip

Jamie: your anti-swearist
Anti-swearist by Butsmasher69 December 10, 2019
When so much swag is present in one room, it almost acts as a swag black hole. Until all the the swag in a room is present in one living entity....this person becomes the swagfest.
Freind 1: Hey lets go to <insertplacehere> and make a Swagfest
Freind 2: I dont know man, the last time that happened i heard only one person survived
Swagfest by Rusheed October 24, 2011

SwearNet 

A website made by the people who play Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys (Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay, and Mike Smith), where they can swear whenever the fuck they want without getting censored.
The boys were fucking tired of getting censored all the fucking time so they decided to make a website called fucking SwearNet where they can swear whenever the fuck they want without getting fucking censored.
SwearNet by Dubiks January 21, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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