n.
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
by The Slow Kid July 30, 2006
Get the swaint mug.The personification of Stephanie Meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.
"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."
by Trast December 25, 2008
Get the Bella Swan mug.Emma Swan (also known as the Savior), is the main character on Once Upon A Time. She is the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming, birth mother of Henry Mills, and Captain Hook/Killian Jones's one true love. She is a child "made out of True Love" and that makes her have very powerful magical abilities that make her a serious threat.
by sk712 May 3, 2014
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She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009
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Get the slatna mug.The term Swagnaut was originally coined on twitter to describe people that will act like Swaggots to essentially highlight how stupid the entire concept of 'swag' is. This can be done in real life or on the web. People who consider themselves to be 'Swagnauts' will often use terms like #swag or #yolo sometimes even going as far as #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne in situations that do not call for it.
Swagnaut 1: "hey man lets take a picture of my lunch and put a crappy filter on it"
Swagnaut 2: "sure ,lets see how many people are retarded enough to like it"
A few minutes later..
Swagnaut 1: "haha some stupid fucks are liking it already"
Swagnaut 2: "dude you're such a swagnaut"
Swagnaut 1: "well you know what they say, #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne"
Swagnaut 2: "sure ,lets see how many people are retarded enough to like it"
A few minutes later..
Swagnaut 1: "haha some stupid fucks are liking it already"
Swagnaut 2: "dude you're such a swagnaut"
Swagnaut 1: "well you know what they say, #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne"
by Antiswaggot September 1, 2013
Get the Swagnaut mug.Megan: Your an ungrateful swan
Me: Do you mean uncultured swine?
Megan: Ohhhhh then what’s an ungrateful swan?!
Me: Do you mean uncultured swine?
Megan: Ohhhhh then what’s an ungrateful swan?!
by Capt_buckybarnes June 7, 2018
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