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Swagnaut 

The term Swagnaut was originally coined on twitter to describe people that will act like Swaggots to essentially highlight how stupid the entire concept of 'swag' is. This can be done in real life or on the web. People who consider themselves to be 'Swagnauts' will often use terms like #swag or #yolo sometimes even going as far as #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne in situations that do not call for it.
Swagnaut 1: "hey man lets take a picture of my lunch and put a crappy filter on it"
Swagnaut 2: "sure ,lets see how many people are retarded enough to like it"

A few minutes later..

Swagnaut 1: "haha some stupid fucks are liking it already"
Swagnaut 2: "dude you're such a swagnaut"
Swagnaut 1: "well you know what they say, #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne"
Swagnaut by Antiswaggot September 1, 2013

Swagnasty 

When a persons swag is above the bar. More then amazing swag.
yo check out my new whip.. swagnasty son.
Swagnasty by cweezy1234 April 21, 2011

Swagnatius

The combination of Swag and Saint Ignatius, a martyr, meaning "A swag you would die for."
"Giuseppe, Gucci, Balmain, Cazal, and Givenchy?? .. Swagnatius"

"Swagnatius, this nigga is legendary"
Swagnatius by kariusvega May 21, 2017

swagnator 

you have no swag if you think you do your mistaken
"John i got swag!"
"Dude you got nothin you got swagnator"
swagnator by Swagnator December 13, 2014

Swagnauseous

When you get sick from having too much swag
Bro I'm getting a bit swagnauseous. Dripped too hard dawg
Swagnauseous by Udjeiw9w8iejdnx July 28, 2021

Swagnatious 

Something so cool and awesome it exceeds the idea of swag alone
This is better than anything I can imagine, absolutely Swagnatious!
Swagnatious by SALMONWIZARD May 6, 2022

swagnant 

When someone’s swag or “fits” have no change or lacking inspiration for a certain period of time.
Hey have you been throwing fits lately?

Nah, my style has been swagnant.
swagnant by Phil Deez May 14, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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