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Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.
by Android May 2, 2006
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mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.
Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Plastic Surgery

Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at
She got plastic surgery

Must be related to the kardashians
by I say stuff January 22, 2021
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Surdyke

A clan of individuals from the Festus area of Missouri. After inventing the motorcycle, they moved on to greater inventions like the waverunner. Coming from one King Surdyke, Gary, the clan continues to practice the ancient art of business.
wow, Bill Gates must be a Surdyke!
by JWforreal December 31, 2010
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Suriya

1. in Indian / Sanskrit: the god of the sun, or only "the sun"

2. Name: see above. Normally, humans are not awarded this name. If you ever run across anyone named Suriya, make sure you wear sunglasses and be prepared for over boarding awesomeness and a godlike personality.
Casual expression:

"There will be Suriya after the rain."

If someone is too awesome to say anything else:
"Your name should be Suriya."
by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
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Sury

A fun and loving person. Usually smiles for no reason. A great listener and a great friend who would do anything to maintain the peace.
Who's that?
That's sury
by megareader November 23, 2011
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choi sungyoon

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