porno secretary

An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.

Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.

by Rogue_Elephant1 May 22, 2011

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5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016

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secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...

by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005

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glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

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