surgleyfonk

The hard little bits of fluff inside your sneakers.

I should vacuum my sneakers. These surgleyfonks always hurt my toes.

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

slurgle

A word that means absolutely nothing. Use it as a response. Use it out of context. Use it however you’d like!!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you know that birds have feathers?
Friend 2:

slurgle

by lolbopxd November 14, 2022

Izaya Sturgeon

a homosexual white kid

izaya sturgeon is a fucking cunt

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007

Surgleyfonk

One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works in which he described, in minute detail, the design for a time travel machine. Late in the 20th century, these journals were sold to Microsoft Corporation in order the fund ongoing anthropological quests for the Holy Grail by a private historian, based somewhere in the former USSR. It is believed that the forthcoming Windows release, Longhorn, will contain time travel capabilities which are currently under development at Microsoft's Redmond HQ, under the project name "Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET".

Have you got Service Pack 2 for Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET yet? It's important; it corrects a potentially harmful exploit in SPACETIMECONTINUUM.dll.

by pickles March 10, 2005

Nicola Sturgeon

noun

"destroyer of women's rights"

I am Nicola Sturgeon the supreme leader of scotland!!!

by 911insidejob October 12, 2022

Nicola Sturgeon

One who upholds democracy, but doesn't understand what it is.

The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2021