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_sturgle: (verb) to act somewhat foolishly; to be farting around, either with self or others.

_sturgumulate: (verb) to act exceedingly foolishly; to be farting around humungous amounts, either with self or others.

_sturgilliferous: (adjective) the result of being sturgumulated. To be seriously discomfited by an other's sturgling.

_sturgumulation: (noun) the name of the state you end up in as a result of being seriously besturgled.
"Move, or I will sturgle you."

"What are you doing, Dad?" "Just sturgling around, dear."

"Son, can you please stop your ridiculous sturgumulating and get dressed!"

"I am sorry, my darling. My sturgilliferous behaviour was too much. I do apologise."

"My sturgumulation really pissed him off. Perhaps I'd better apologise, hey."
sturgle by thomkk October 10, 2013
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virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.
She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.
virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020
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Jim Sturgess

The new up-and coming actor that stars in the new film Across The Universe. He was born in 1981 in London, England and is a former member of the National Youth Music Theatre. He studied at the University of Salford's School of Media, Music, and Performance. Had done a few TV movies before he got his big break in Across The Universe, which he sang all live on the set of the film. He considered himself a musician before he really considered himself an actor and was in a band that consisted of seven members. He will soon be seen in the upcoming films "The Other Boleyn Girl" with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssan. And in "21" with Kate Bosworth.
Jim Sturgess sang "Something" beautifully in Across the Universe.
Jim Sturgess by Delaney Montez December 9, 2007

sturgeon face 

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news
Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*
sturgeon face by fishyrace April 28, 2009

Stargleek 

Stargleek: (n) A person who is now in love with StarkidPotter Productions and Glee because Darren Criss is in them.
Also: a Starkid-turned-Gleek when Darren got the role of Blaine.
Sally Salad always liked Glee, but she watched it religiously now that Darren Criss (who played Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical) might be on, making her a Stargleek.

Sally Salad's mum liked Glee, and now was watching A Very Potter Musical to see more of the actor who played Blaine, making her a Stargleek, as well.
Stargleek by Harry Freaking Potter November 30, 2010

Jim Sturgess

The sexiest british actor on the planet. He's beautiful and the hottest man ever. Many girls love him for his role of "Jude" in across the universe.
Holy shit, Jim Sturgess is the sexiest man alive!

I want to marry Jim Sturgess!
Jim Sturgess by SanasAHo April 6, 2008

Sturgeon Falls 

A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.
Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!
Sturgeon Falls by skippinit March 4, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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