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Storosing

Verb.
This must be done with two people. The act of digging up a fresh corpse, lubing up your arm and inserting it into their anus until you can get a good grip on their intestines. Once you get a good grip, start pulling them out of the anus. Once you have a foot of intestine out, have your friend lube up their anus and start inserting the deceased intestine into his or her anus, letting all of the bodily fluids leak into their intestinal tract, until they orgasm.

Present tense - Storos
Past tense - Storosed
1. Dude, Felicia just died a few days ago, she may have a shotgun wound to the head, but we should totally storos her.

2. Gary - Hey John, after being storosed, how do you feel, man?

John - Man, that storosing gave me the best orgasm ever.
by abundanceofcreation August 10, 2018
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Strobing

When two guys wearing only socks, build up static electricity and they share an electric bolt between their penis tips prior to touching. Pro tip: dark rooms prove visible electric transfer.
Wool socks and the dry winter air sets the perfect ambiance for strobing.
by Philhole November 2, 2019
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hoe strolling

by kmoneyy April 12, 2008
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sarooting

Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.
Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.
by bcwn13 January 31, 2010
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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami
by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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