Stressbaker

Crazy people who make cookies and shit at 2:00 in the morning because they're losing sleep over something that shouldn't be thinking about for another eight or so hours.

That stressbaker was up drunk and making pie until four in the morning.

by Ambam! March 14, 2016

stressie

When a person becomes increasingly angry or 'stressed out', usually at another person

Girl 1: I'm so pissed off at you!
Girl 2: Don't throw a stressie on me!

by Diamond Girl April 18, 2006

sessage

When marijuana is placed inside the skin of a sausage and smoked. Usually used when a users papers are low.
Similar to a spliff, only using sausage skin

At Jonos place we had no papers so Cameron made us the meanest sessage.

by Benismetal March 21, 2008

stressaging

When one messages someone during a time of anxiety or stress either to have someone to talk to or kill time.

A: Dude why are you talking to me? Didn't you say you had a 10 page paper due at midnight?
B: I do lmao, I'm just stressaging.

by gagle February 15, 2020

Stressaholic

A medical diagnosis in which one overly stresses out for pointless reasons, particularly grades when they already have above a 4.0.

90% of the Monta Vista student body overly worries about their GPA. They are diagnosed stressaholics.

by ExtenshinalCords January 5, 2010

stressression

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un

Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*

by YellowDragon July 20, 2011

Stressheimer's

When you're so stressed out you forget things, blame it on other people, and otherwise act like you've lost a major portion of your cognitive abilities.

I'm sorry I went home with your jacket last night and mistook it for my roommate's this morning. It's the Stressheimer's.

by Isonomist March 29, 2012