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Stratevate by Thebigcheese April 14, 2013
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Spatulatory Rape
Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.
Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:
Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."
Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."
Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."
Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."
Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
Spatulatory Rape by Kane67 June 13, 2013
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Strangulate
To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.
Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!
Strangulate by CGrip October 2, 2005
strangulate
1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.
1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.
strangulate by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003
Spatulation
Spatulation by Jeff June 12, 2003