stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

Stormkinged

To stay up unreasonably late, drink to excess, and vomit at least once while partying with old friends the night before joining a family function early the next morning, miraculously NOT hungover because one is actually still drunk. Origin: The phenomenon of adult children visiting Storm King Nature Center with their parents, just hours after an NYC pub crawl.

Dude, I met up with my old roommate before Mother's Day last weekend and got stormkinged AGAIN. One minute I was puking my guts out at the bar and the next minute I was at brunch with my parents.

by Namesannie May 15, 2023

storming the beaches of normandy

A mix between the confederate musket-ball and the screaming seagull... when a male sticks his wet penis in the sand with their partner bent over in front of him, then proceeds to take his dip out of his lip and places it on the girls/guys butt-hole, his next move he penetrates the butt-hole causing the dip and sand to be packed like an old confederate musket gun.

My girlfriend and I went on a date to the beach little did she know she was in for a surprise, I whipped out my cock bent her over put my dip on her ass and went storming the beaches of Normandy.

by xxjellybellyxx22 September 14, 2009

crime-storming

Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").

Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.

George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer's?
Maeby Fünke: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.

by biggs33 June 12, 2018

Storming The US Capitol

On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.

Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.

by emmie_889 January 12, 2021

Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.

My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.

by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011

storming

To break a calm, rational bearing, and engage in a brow-beating marathon against young individuals.

Older people tend to engage in the act of storming.

"Oh man, the Master Sergeant is storming again!"

"Quick, hide, before he starts to lecture!"

by greatmb May 7, 2009