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Sterling Knight

Starring on Disney Channel with Demi Lovato in her new show. 100% pure gorgeoussness. Makes people want to lick the television. Watch out Zac Efron there's a new sheriff in town. Yum.
OMG! Did you see Sterling Knight last night?!
by bub543534539 February 15, 2009
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Sterling

Sterlings are sarcastic and can come off as extremely annoying but once you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Sterlings are typically very smart and highly egotistical and outgoing. They don't really care what other people have to say about them and they don't always see the obvious. They are really good at giving gifts and love to eat however maintaining the perfect fitness. Sterling's can be pretty clingy but they never fail to cheer you up when you're down. They are good at complimenting you and making you feel better about yourself. Sterling's will be very successful in life and are often called geeks or nerds in school. You will be very lucky if you end up with a Sterling in your life. He typically commits to a longer relationship and never fails to remind you how much he loves you. Never let a Sterling get out of your life. They are loyal friends and lovely boyfriends.
"That Sterling's really annoying"
"That Sterling's becoming a computer engineer "
by Mattie Holloway July 1, 2017
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The Sterlings

1. An extremely rare disease unheard of in the Eastern Hemisphere of the world. Only two cases in the entire world have been diagnosed. Common side effects include: excessive infatuation with Japanese culture, inability to focus or do something at all perceived productive, and an incalculable hatred of water and salad.
When my friend had The Sterlings, he never left the house because he couldn't stop watching Anime porn.

My dad almost died in the desert because he would not drink water because he had The Sterlings.

Man, I felt like I had The Sterlings, I did not finish my homework, i forgot to go to practice, and I played my Nintendo DS until 3AM.
by Bobo MeSee 2 April 19, 2009
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stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.
"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."
by userbits March 7, 2010
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Sterin

The Coolest motherfucker on the Planet!
Apparently Ecstatic, the good kind, not the bad one.

An exotically splendid name for people of the male gender. The name is given to children who display unparalleled handsomeness and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display God-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
Bro: Sterin you're awesome

Sterin: I know bro
by Stormblade December 9, 2020
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stirring someone's onions

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.
"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.
by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014
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stirrings

a word that is used alot in The Giver, when a boy or girl when hits the adolesent stage and gets dreams of sexual longing for the other sex.
Mom: " johny what did u dream about last night?"

johny : " well it was about amber and she was in a bikini dancing infront of me"

Dad: "looks like someone got their stirrings!"
by smackdatsoujaboy March 25, 2008
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