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Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.
Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.
by Stormro April 3, 2015
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bathroom staller

An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.

Church of the Evacuate Digestion
bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*

guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011
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Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.
You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.
by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005
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Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.
dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!
by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013
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Stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time
1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom
by maytemei12 January 27, 2021
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Stapler

Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.
She squirted last night after I used the stapler.
by Ottcan April 14, 2022
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Stapler

I broke my finger with a stapler
by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023
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